Satire
The Scripture Translation Service
UPDATE: The following piece is a humorous satire that is not true.
Living Word Bible Chapel has found a way to use every translation of the Bible at one time during Sunday morning services, a key way of connecting with the broad range of generations in attendance. “We call it the scripture translation service,” shared […]
Incarnation Instant Breakfast
The popularity of low carb diets has caused a sales slump at breakfast giant Sunrise Foods, leading to an exploration of alternative breakfast markets. Incarnation Instant Breakfast is the newest line of breakfast bars from Sunrise targeting the Christian segment of the market.
A doughy breakfast bar with a grape filling, the bar is modeled on […]
Take It Personal Days
Employee Handbook Section 8.II.D.3.b.iv.
Take It Personal Days
From time to time conflicts may threaten the strategic effectiveness of the staffing resources. Should team members become entangled in such an inconvenient circumstance we offer “Take It Personal Days.” Implementing time away from the source of conflict will sufficiently diffuse all unwanted repurcussions from internal team member dissatisfaction. […]
Martin Luther Played by Catholic
In light of the recent controversy started by a few Christians regarding the portrayal of missionaries Steve and Nate Saint by gay actor Chad Allen, I wrote up a little satire. The piece itself has absolutely no truth to it. It’s just a different look at a controversy that is divisive in the church and […]
